Okay, these had me in tears I was laughing so hard. These are definitely funny, but most are directed towards Third Culture Kids, so if they don't make a whole lot of sense, I'm really sorry.
When you see your bag on the conveyor belt
When you give your full story, and they go:
"Oh...but where are you from again?"
When you join your friend's conversation
and they have to switch languages for you
When you hear there's an English movie playing in theatres
When you're at the best part of the movie during the long-haul flight,
and the pilot interrupts with an announcement
When you successfully greet someone in a different language
How you walk away with your cart when your bags come out first at the baggage claim